The Period Between Thanksgiving and Winter Breaks

Why? Why are we forced to come to school in this chunk of time between Thanksgiving and Winter breaks. I mean no one wants to do anything. Students, teachers, janitors, even the superintendent, who just chooses to sleep all day and not notice the impeding snow storms that end up reducing my lifespan at the stress of having to drive to school alongside moronic drivers on slippery weather who panic at the first sign of someone getting within 1oo feet of them and do stupid things that end up in videos like the one a few posts below this one.

Productivity is just so low, and not without reason. Its asinine to expect people to be at all interested in work, or school when their mind is on a million other things. Now I understand that this is just way too much time to be not working or learning, so, being the reasonable man that I am, I have made the ultimate compromise: Half- Days every day. With Fridays off. Okay that last part was a gift for me. And make Mondays end at the regular time, but start later. Thereby allowing much needed time for people to get rid of the "case of the Mondays" that chooses to remain in the gene pool and is horribly contagious. One yawn, one gloomy look on someone's face, one shadow under someone's eye, and eventually the entire class, office, McDonald's branch, hospital, whatever, will be diseased with a case of the Mondays. That won't happen if we all have a few more hours of sleep. You'd be surprised how much better people function during the week if they start out with a good Monday, which rarely happens.

Also, why, WHY, are they making us have to come back to school on Monday and Tuesday of next week. Its like kicking a dog, and after its down, beat it with a large stick, and then after that, giving it a giant middle finger.

And finally, I leave you with this:

Look familiar?
This Polar Bear is:
A) Going to work on Monday
B) All of the above