Thursday, April 30, 2009

Why I hate emo/punk/metal/goth music/culture

I hate metal music. I hate the culture. It makes me want to throw up I swear. I feel like VOMITING when I see black metal artists with black face paint and crap like that (seriously, I hope this thing burns in hell). I want to round them all up and tell them they all suck to their face. Knowing their insecurity will force them to all kill themselves, I will have singlehandedly, inadvertently killed this disgusting demographic entirely.

Just yesterday I was minding my own business, eating a burger with my friends for lunch. A gruesome chalk-white skinned, greasy black haired, 1,000 body pierce donning heap of flesh walked past me. The rancid smell following them had a density greater than that of the surrounding air, which caused it to linger around me for a good while. I couldn't hear my pulse skyrocketing in rage or my stomach churning in displeasure because of how loud their god-awful music was banging through their earbuds. Needless to say, I threw the damn burger away.

What's their deal anyway? What is it? Why are they always so upset about everything??? OH BOO HOO, MY BOYFRIEND OF THREE WEEKS DUMPED ME, MY LIFE IS TERRIBLE, NO ONE HAS GONE THROUGH THIS MUCH TRAUMA IN THEIR LIFE!! F*CK THE WORLD!!! /slitwrists. Give me a break. You're in high school. How much trauma could you have possibly have gone through? Your friend killed themselves? Sorry, millions of people die every year due to serious reasons such as: starvation, homicide, disease, etc. Your friend was probably an insecure, greasy, failure just like yourself. You're depressed? Go seek professional help you dumbass. Stop screaming into a mic thinking that people will somehow figure out what your problem is. I'm willing to bet all their lives that a good majority of all "depressed" emo kids are just faking to get attention.

Someone please explain to me, why they cut themselves. That's just something I'll never understand. Some people say its to get attention, well I still don't give two shits about them. Some say its because they're misunderstood. Hell yeah they are, all they do is scream and moan, they never say anything coherent. Whatever the hell case it may be, its disgusting, unacceptable, and should be grounds for admission to an asylum. I was watching scene with my grandparents who came over from Egypt to visit, in which a girl was running razors "down the lane" style down her arms, screaming and moaning in pain. I felt embarrassed to have my grandparents think that people like this exist in a place where I live. They had no idea how someone could possibly get that f*cked up.

The truth is, these people need to grow up. A good slap in the face would fix most of these problems. Their music needs to be legally outlawed in this country, and all the artists thrown in prison for the rest of their lives at having mislead such a large group of people. I mean, how can you honestly look at this guy, and not feel uncontrolled hatred and disgust?

2 comments:

Ethan Johnstone said...

Why/Your/Post/Is/Dumb

1. You cannot condemn an entire music genre because it has freaks who listen to it. Your special rap music has this guy to be happy with
http://www.breakawaytours.com/getfile/87f67fbb-f310-430d-a1bf-8a98451977b6/LIL-JON.aspx

Just as moronic looking as any uber goth kid.

I listen to metalcore and deathcore sometimes and I am a perfectly normal human being. Hate the player, not the game.

obi said...

The fact of the matter is, the culture is disgusting. The way they express their "depression" and "misunderstanding" is asinine. If you ask ten different goths what's wrong with them, you'll get ten different answers, they have no idea what they're doing. It all revolves around cheap aesthetics such as black face paint and metal studded belts.